During a men’s conference in a church, the theme was on “how to live in a loving relationship with their wives” so the facilitator asked the men:
“How many of you love your wife?”
All the men raised their hands. Then they were asked another question:
“When was the last time you told your wife you love her ?”
Some men answered today, some yesterday, majority didn’t remember. The men were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective wives: I love you, sweetheart… Then the men were told to exchange their phones so one can read the other wife’s reply to the love message. Check out some of the hilarious replies after the break:
1. Have you impregnated someone again
2. That was then, not now
3. You wan borrow money abi?
4. What did you do again? I won’t forgive you
6. Is that a new song?
7. Am I dreaming?
8. If you don’t tell me who this message is
actually for, you will die today!
9. U dis man!! I asked you to stop drinking.
10. Abeg na who be this?